The Mayor is fed up with his tv...

...and all the lies that it tells. He bought that body wash but the girls just ignored him all the same.

The Mayor Prayed For Rain...

...but this is ridiculous

The Mayor Is Afraid Of The Dark

and is suddenly not thirsty anymore.

The Mayor Has Big Dreams

...but needs help financing them.

The Mayor is a volunteer fire fighter

but is considering his options.

The Mayor is a vegetarian

...and making new friends all the time.